About the Church
The Church of the Smashing Orangey Bit was founded by Adrian Hayter, Lucia Smith, and Andrew Milne on 21st May 2009, based on the tweet of Prophet C. Margery Kempe (@cmkempe) known by members of the church as "The One who Tweeted". Her tweet is held by members of the church as direct inspiration from McVities, and reads:
dreams of Jaffa Cakes and convinces herself to get back to work and stop thinking about Jaffa Cakes #JaffaCakes - @cmkempe [link]
After founding the church, the Jaffa Council was formed. These individuals act as the church leaders today, leading the church into the modern world.
- Adrian Hayter, High Priest
- Reed Braden, High Priestess
- Andrew Milne, High Priest
- Lucia Smith, High Priestess
Cassie Scull serves as a Lower Priestess of the Lesbianites, the sacred order that looks after our temples.